BUFFALO, N.Y. — Hello. This is Festival Fest -- the thing I do where I talk about things to do in Western New York and today I'm going to be talking about things happening for Valentine's Day weekend.

I know how some of you feel about this holiday. So I thought, what might be helpful, if you're looking for love, is if I came up with some Western New York pickup lines.

Alright, so I kind of came up with these on the fly.

Feel free to use them and you don't even have to give me credit.

Okay. Here are some Western New York pickup lines.

"You ever break a table?"

"You got plans for Dyngus Day?"

"You wanna go to the Southtowns?"

"I was there when they put in the ice boom."

"Listen, I got a bunch of singles, whaddaya say we hit up a meat raffle?"

That last one might get you in trouble if you're not from around here.

What are some other Western New York stereotypes?

You want this.....? 

That one got me in the giggles. After I thought about it, nope.

"Drums or flats?"

OR you can also say: "Here are some of the things that are happening this weekend, uh, let's check 'em out."

That is true love.

And that's Festival Fest: the greatest thing to happen to Monday since the 3-day weekend. Have a great day and a great week.

Happy Valentine's Day and I love you guys but not in a weird way so..... 

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