I know all the men at home will roll their eyes that I'm even bringing this up -- but Ryan Fitzpatrick -- what's with the beard????
I can't stop staring at it during post game interviews!
I know guys... You think I'm crazy... Who cares about a beard when the Bills are losing?
Well guess what?
I guarantee -- your female counterparts --- agree with me 100 percent.
Ok... It's not the fact that Fitzpatrick has a beard.
It's not the fact that Fitzpatrick is a good looking guy with a beard.
It's more about the mangy... unrulyness that I just know is filled with sweat during every game.
Does the post game shower require shampoo and conditioner for that thing???
I try -- so hard -- to listen to what you're saying ryan -- but that mess -- is just plain distracting.
There's got to be something living in there!
A mama bird and her chicks?
Leftovers from lunch?
Wait... I bet it's where you hold the play book.
Come on Ryan.
I believe in you... but not that beard.
Help the female population of bills fans out here and trim it up!
I'm Marissa Bailey and that's -- My 2 Cents.